The power of plaid. What 'tis that ye ask? Are yer wits addled? Aye? Highlanders ye dolt! What else would she babble on 'bout? Go on over and give the wee lassie a holler. Ye wouldnae want to miss her blatherings.
Shoo. Go. Here is some powerful plaid to entice ye. I got me knickers twisted just thinking 'bout these lads.