As the mother of a thirteen year old young woman, I am writing this from a Mama’s perspective, not an aspiring author. Consider it my checklist, my reminder as to why I have to snoop in her diary…
The Jersey Shore Situation, AKA, The Pervs:
Chet from Weird Science, AKA, The Jerk:
Smokey, AKA, the Hood Rat:
Howard Wolowitz, AKA, The Mama’s Boy:
Gerardo, AKA, Rico Suave:
I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi.
Nuff said? I agree.
Dudley “Booger” Dawson, AKA, The Weirdo:
Brian, AKA, The Hippy Stoner:
The Entire Cast of OZ, AKA, The Ex-Con:
Brad Bottig, AKA, The kid who doesn’t know he’s gay:
Did I miss anyone? I hope not. I have to keep this list handy. These teenage dating years are creeping up quick.
Happy Mother’s Day! Now go and read your teen’s diary, just to be sure. Also, take urine and hair samples, and stalk her on Facebook and Twitter.