Sunday, October 24, 2010


We came.
Ready to take New Jersey on.

We saw.
Things no one should. Things we can't erase from memory.

We learned.
About New Jersey's insane round-about traffic system. The hard way.

We laughed.
And celebrated like it was 1999.

We schmoozed.
And had some peeps schmooze with us.

We conquered.
The New Jersey legal system.

Under the advice of Counsel we cannot, at this time, divulge the specifics of the events that transpired during the Conference but can tell you this much. They never saw us coming.

And Jersey is still standing.
But we're exhausted.